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Sexualities (with pizza!)

  • Straight person:

    I like plain pizza!

  • Gay person (male or female):

    I like pepperoni pizza!

  • Bisexual:

    I like both pepperoni and plain pizza!

  • Pansexual:

    I like any kind of pizza, no matter the topping.

  • Asexual:

    I don't like pizza.

  • Aromantic:

    I don't like pizza either, but I may enjoy the smell or the aesthetic.

  • Demisexual:

    I only enjoy pizza if it's specially made for me.

  • Homophobe:

    What is wrong with you? God made pizza to be plain, not so you can put all these toppings on it!!

  • Homophobe:

    And you can't like both plain and pepperoni! You're just confused! Choose one and stop being greedy!

  • Homophobe:

    WAITER! See that person getting pepperoni pizza? Take it back, because I don't like that.

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